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HOW TO CHAOS

Three simple steps to maximum awkwardness. No experience necessary.

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PICK YOUR POISON

Browse our collection of professionally chaotic gifts. Warning: May cause excessive laughter.

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ADD TO CART

Click the big red button. Embrace the chaos. No judgment here (okay, maybe a little).

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WAIT FOR CHAOS

We ship in plain packaging within 24 hours. Their reaction? Priceless.

VICTIMS... WE MEAN CUSTOMERS

Don't take our word for it. Here's what people say after embracing the chaos.

50K+ Happy Customers
4.9★ Average Rating
24hr Shipping Time
★★★★★

"Bought the 'World's Okayest Employee' mug for my boss. HR hasn't called yet. 10/10 would risk employment again."

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Sarah M.

California

✓ Verified Buyer
★★★★★

"The fake eviction notice prank had my roommate in tears (of laughter). Best $25 I ever spent on chaos."

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Mike T.

Texas

✓ Verified Buyer
★★★★★

"Shipped fast, packaging was discreet, and the reaction was PRICELESS. This is my new go-to for gifts."

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Jessica L.

New York

✓ Verified Buyer

QUESTIONS? WE HAVE ANSWERS.

Everything you need to know about ordering chaos. If your question isn't here, it's probably a weird one.

We ship within 24 hours because chaos waits for no one. Standard shipping takes 3-5 business days. Express options available at checkout for the impatient.
Yes! We ship in plain brown boxes with no branding. The only thing revealing is the sheer awkwardness when they open it.
30-day returns on unused items. If they hated it that much, we get it. No hard feelings (okay, maybe a little).
Yes! Chaos is universal. International shipping rates calculated at checkout. Customs fees may apply (sorry, not sorry).
Absolutely! Add your passive-aggressive (or genuinely nice) message at checkout. We'll print it on a card and include it.